Kids Say the Darndest...continued

So we have this wall in the teacher's lounge where we post funny things kids say. It's always fun to read it and have a good laugh, especially when you're having a rough day. Well, there's starting to be this whole "W" section where I post funny things he says in class. Today he seemed to really be on a roll. Here are some of his comments:

"Don't worry, guys. He won't raise your taxes too much!"
-Talking (to no one in particular) about the new President Elect. By the way, since when did 6-year-olds pay taxes?

"Yeah, well, I think I'd be an Army Guy. But if I got fired, I'd just become a toy maker."
-During Morning Meeting sharing time about what career they'd like to have

W: "Mrs. Teal, when you grade that one paper tonight, you're going to notice that there are some words in Chinese."
Me: "Oh, really? Hmmm...if you mean that you're worried I won't be able to read the words because you weren't sure how to spell them, it's okay because I'm really good at reading 1st grade spelling."
W: "Well, kinda. But I wrote this word 'wheel' that's actually the Japenese word for 'wheels' only it doesn't have the 's.'"
Me (laughing): "Walker, that's not a Japanese word! That's an English word that just means one wheel."
W: "Yeah, well, whatever. When you check it there's gonna be some Chinese."
-Telling me about his paper of wh- words. So, do you think I should work with him on plurals or on keeping his story straight?